I've always wondered what kind of pharmacology is involved in the Pokemon naming sessions. Actually, most psychotropic drugs already sound like Pokemon names: Elavil, Anafranil, BuSpar, Gabitril, Geodon, Luvox, Trazadone, Zopiclone... all of them, actually.

I would leave my husband for a nudebranch.

I'm still curious about when "orgasm" became a verb.

I have a couple:
1. The Fall
2. The Iron Giant
3. The Secret of Roan Innish
And I'm sure there are a couple more, but I'll be damned if I can't think of them.

My sons say that all the time.

5 mph? Pfttt! Our driveway was a 1/2 mile long, dirt, 30-degree incline with a steep drop off one side. If you started at the top and took your feet off the pedals, you could hit 40 by the time you hit the bottom. I miss the 70's.

People in New Jersey know that it's already been tried...

Pam and Eric.

Nobody's posted a pic of "The Last Supper" yet?

Screen cut to Beverly Hills where baby North is checking flights on Orbitz.

Hey, LAPD, as the saying goes, pictures or it didn't happen.

I'll get right on that... On behalf of my office staff, I thank you.

I went on a tirade about that on my FB. You'd think they were made from diamond slivers or hardened unicorn tears. $34 for 4 (5?) replacement blades??? AAAAGH!

All of my coworkers are popping up out of their gopher hole cubicles to see where the noise came from. I am going to keep replaying it at random times throughout the day.

I, unfortunately, look like both of my parents: My father from the neck up, my mother from the neck down, except for my knees which are undeniably a gift from my father.

This scene has always killed me. And I am still bent that Justin and Mrs. Brisby don't end up together.

Somebody get that octopus NONONONONO gif up, stat. I'm too lazy.

I had a bad little-girl crush on Michael Caine and that was my first exposure to Ben Kingsley. Still two of my favorites.

I love that movie. I cannot wait for my kids to get a little bit older so they can appreciate it.

Who wouldn't rather be a lawyer in England than in the US? Wigs, people!