I've watched him walking across 15x in a row. Hypnotic.

We are teaching our sons to walk away from group pictures being taken by people/parents we don't know. Their trained response: I don't want it to show up on FB. Of course, there are exceptions and we encourage them to use their heads. YouTube has been invaluable in demonstrating our point of "do you think this…

Pretty damn awful.

And Mr. Krabs. Don't forget that.

They released the baby's name to the press, but nobody can pronounce it:

This is my favorite maxipad commercial.

The first thing I thought of was Fifth Element starship hostess. I'm probably wrong. She doesn't look like she came from the same place as Corbin and Leeloo.

No. Dawn ruins everything.

I was going to make an acid comment. Ya beat me to it!

Larry is supposed to be a putz, I think. Vause's eyebrows are the wooooorst, but I think they're supposed to be chola-esque, tough girl prison brows. What makes me nuts is that I can't wait to see what Pornstache/Mendez is going to do next. (I have loved him since The Wire.)

Yeah... me, too. I had a friend from HS who went off on an "adventure" with her parent's money. She came back, declared herself a lesbian, refused to take her meds and ended up disappearing. Last I heard she was a bar girl in Japan. (I forget what they are called.) The similarities are striking, down to the blond,…

Yes yes yes Officer Bennett yes.

My husband recorded my snoring the other night "for educational purposes" (meaning to amuse our kids) and I sound like a bear having a prostate exam.

Is this the epitome of butter face?

i can haz sex?

Here in Central NJ (105 today!), you can hear arcing from the transformer at the corner of our property at work. It happens every 20 minutes or so. Mind you, I'm on the 3rd floor. I just keep my fingers crossed that the power stays on because, if it doesn't, I am out of here.

That is exactly - almost word for word - the advice I gave my son when he came home and found my hub's internet history. "Why is that woman biting his wiener?" (I tell myself that he was genuinely concerned for the man's safety.) I am trying to let my boys satisfy their curiosities, while maintaining a respect for…

I would have said "fuzzy penises with arms", but I guess "hot dogs" works, too.

Would looking at him be considered premeditation?

Thank you to my coworker for sending me this.