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I could write a book on the bathroom habits of my husband and two sons. When my sons were being trained, I taught them to take a piece of TP and dab themselves dry and then wipe the rim of the toilet. This worked perfectly until my youngest was 6 and they spent all summer home with unemployed dad.

That would have required him to have a thought about something/someone other than himself, very unbiebslike behavior.

"You probably just feel those feelings because it's "That Time". - my husband

Take a baby in a diaper, dip them in a pool and let them run around with the maxed out diaper on and it sags just like this. Ugh.

Now I have the image of Ken Jennings being freaky in my head. Good morning, world!

What a beauty! )Good thing I had myself fixed, or I might have gotten pregnant from just looking at this picture. Yeah, for me that's about all it took... ) My boys were put on their sides for their daytime naps too and their huge melon heads are a lovely shape now.

I can't check because I'm at work, but is that available on Netflix? I haven't seen it in a while and I love it, too.

I was a ginger baby (completely bald), and back when I was born (shortly after discovery of fire), they didn't have any of these genius inventions. My mother used to tape bows to my skull. People still thought I was a boy. It did not help that I was a fat little thing who wore hand-me-downs from my cousins who were

I am always amazed by Sammo Hung. It's crazy how the big man can move like that!

Glancing at this through cruddy morning office eyes, I thought I saw "Christopher Lambert" and "Luc Besson" in the first paragraph and almost swallowed my tongue.

On behalf of every other wife I know, yes, this is how we feel. But it illustrates that we still love our (sometime) jerks.

It's like real life Jason Momoa. Mmmm... momoa.

Oh. My. God.

That is exactly what I thought! Since she was born, I always knew she would have issues because her mother is the most beautiful woman since Helen and she looks like her troll of a very talented father in rouge. How can you parent through that?

Yeah, that's my reaction to the whole thing, too.

Aw, leave Jon Snow alone... He knows nothing.

I love that Tyrion is carrying a cup, not a sword or "needle".

Ah, yes... carry on! I totally appreciate a good Vin-bashing.

I thought he was biracial. Just saying.

Michael Fassbender is always the answer.