I really enjoyed this. (You must suspend disbelief and ignore plot holes that you could drive a truck through.) $32 million budget; <$19 million box office.

LOVE. LOVE. LOVE. LOVE. LOVE this movie. One of my favorites of all time. I tell people you have to watch it at least 4 times: 1 to get the gist of the story, 2 to get the impact from the story, 3 to marry the imagery to the story and 4 with the sound off just to see how damn beautiful every single shot of this…

When I first heard "John Carter of Mars", I thought it was a Terminator sequel set on Mars. (I have since done some reading, so please don't condemn me as illiterate.) (Oh, God, did I spell that right?) Different marketing definitely could have changed the way this turned out.

I found one product that worked and I haven't found it in a store since. It was called a sneaker blaster or something. Thankfully, he is aware and keeps his shoes outside during the summer. He tries... and that's what's important. (BTW - he is away for two days and I am going to go through a couple of boxes of…

Black sweats to the funeral... ownership of leather pants. Funny she doesn't mention his mullet.

Totally fake because no sane person would have given anyone a chance after bullet #2.

But it's ok for the white kids?

No Billy Zane? "The Phantom" and "BloodRayne". He is in a lot of stuff, according to IMDB, but it doesn't look like there isn't a piece of crap made in Hollywood without him. Some really aromatic titles in his filmography...

Also, Beatrice's hat makes me want Funyuns.

I was at the Easter Parade in NYC this year and between that and this I am inspired to start work immediately on my own absolutely incredible Easter bonnet for next year. Best one I saw this year had a working train, so... challenge accepted!

Selena Gomez wasn't available, so the character was cut.

I was brought up to give gifts off the registry for the shower/housewarming and cash for the wedding, if possible. Any thoughts?

I have an elderly aunt who replied yes +1 to our wedding and didn't show. No big whoop. She grew up very posh and wealthy and in her declining years, after my uncle passed, she lost her fortune and her marbles. She did send a gift... an old jewelry box with rocks in it. Seriously. I love her and I always think of…

This is horrifying.

What does a vegan zombie say? "Graaaaains.... Graaaaaaaaains..."

Shouldn't they have scooped up all that dried Lilith dust or whatever that was in Bill's room? They fill up the vial again. No harm, no foul. Nothing to see here. Everything is normal.

The horse is out of the barn, but had I been there, I definitely would have said something. I have no problem at all calling dumbasses for their dumbassery. (I've put myself in between people before and have only gotten hurt once.) Just one person stepping in or making a loud remark can be what breaks the tension…

I had one emergency C-section and one planned (oooh, complications), but I have to say that my doctor did an awesome job. I was not stitched externally either time, so I don't know if that had any effect, but I felt fine pretty quickly and healed up even faster after the second one (until I fell down the stairs two…

But isn't he still alive, or do I have to read Dance with Dragons a 4th time?

You know, one thing that really didn't make sense to me about "Waterworld": If the world is covered in water, why is everyone so damned dirty?