Didn’t even read the response, just came straight here. Isn’t tipping always the answer?

Did Lauer and CK coordinate on the timing or something to divide the heat?

The only reason he said yes to Trump was the polling was so abysmal in Indiana for reelection he thought he had nothing to lose. It was also the reason they asked him because they feared other people of stature would say no.

Who could've guessed that 20 years later this dipshit would fail upward towards the presidency

By and large I loathe Cinderella, or as least the Disney version that has popularised the original story and turned it into an aspirational tale that preaches the following messages: ‘the most important goal in life for a woman is to marry well (preferably to a Prince, literal or figurative)‘ and ‘physical beauty is a …

Having the movie open with Deadpool approaching Hugh Jackman with this amazing opportunity to play Wolverine and having Jackman sing Go Fuck Yourself in a full Broadway number seems to be the best option.

Ugh I just looked. Please just keep them grey everyone. Padma comes across as articulate, sincere and smart in some interview I would have to dig to look for, but it was enjoyable. Plus, on an entirely unimportant note, I once saw her walking down the street and she is truly stunning in person. It wasn’t a paparazzi…

Yes, well, this fucking nerd is going to flex his wimpy little nerd muscles by not going to see this piece of shit. Take that, Mark, you chowdah-sucking meathead.

I didn’t know who Norman Mailer was bc I’m a child of the 90s who thinks Rugrats was culture, so I googled and I had to literally do a control+find on his wikipedia page to find out he STABBED his WIFE in the CHEST, (it’s in section 10 subsection 1 sub-subsection 3 under the title “Adele (second wife) stabbed by…

WE ALL THINK THAT, MARK HAMILL.

Honestly I like McD’s because I feel like they have a lot of employees working at any given time, rather than the minimum amount of workers possible. I know it varies from place to place but I recently moved across the country and the trend continues.

They are also apparently the only chain that cleans the hoses and nozzles of the soda machines consistently and thoroughly. The whole “McD’s Coke tastes best” thing is actually a thing.

People just don’t want to admit they love McDonalds. I love the breakfast, I love Big Macs, I love the pies. The cheap menu cheeseburgers hit that midnight snack spot like nothing else, and the coffee drinks are good! And you hardly ever get a 'dud' item like some chains. They're consistent as hell. Sorry to sound…

“For example, Chick-Fil-A just topped the new American Customer Satisfaction Index’s Restaurant Report”

The one time I ate at Hooters the food was forgettable and I felt bad for the waitresses, not least because at one point the manager cued up some dance music and all of them had to drop what they were doing and go gyrate in the windows for like a minute and a half. Who the fuck thought THAT was a good idea?

Norm’s ice cream and desserts are criminally underrated.

You spelled “Five Guys” wrong.

I remember when there were A&W’s here in SoCal for real, when they were stand-alones, they were so good, it’s really sad how far they’ve fallen.

Your opinion is wrong and you should feel bad. 

Totally. I was so excited when we got one to try the different food items they would keep advertising. Turns out, what they actually sold was complete garbage.