I always kinda thought Matt Lauer was a huge piece of shit. This all makes Curry’s tearful exit a lot more disgusting. Lauer just sat there looking smug. Fuck that guy

“But defending my family now requires me to speak up.”

- I’m someone who actually likes Charlie and Quinn (if only because Charlie is the rare Scandal character who knows what show he’s on, and Huck as a romantic prospect really creeped me out) but since when are they such a beloved, central couple that their wedding should be a centerpiece of the finale? Have I missed…

The premise is that she improved her mental health and became a more successful person as a result! What an inherently comic scenario!

I’d say Ghostbusters, Gremlins and Beetlejuice are all less scary to my kids than Coraline.

I remember watching “Alien” aged 8 and loving it, even though it was legit scary. The thing that scared me most as a kid was the Tobe Hooper mini-series of “Salem’s Lot”, I suspect because it suggested that vampires could come to YOUR town and float outside YOUR window trying to get in. It stayed with me afterwards…

Thank you for saving me 4:05!

Yet again, another fucking video that doesn’t answer the fucking question in the headline.

(googles Robert Ross)

I wish I could see the look on Ryan’s face when, now that he has the free time to actually sit down and read it, he comes to the horrible realization that “Atlas Shrugged” is complete crap.

YES! This is so true. How this fucking B- crossfit douche ever convinced anyone, even Republicans, that he was some sort of wonkish wunderkind will always befuddle me. Paul Ryan has never had a legitimate policy platform that hadn’t already been invented by a coked-up Reagan intern reading Ayn Rand.

Fuck this spineless and disingenuous coward, and I wish him the absolute worst in retirement. I may have never loathed anyone in modern politics more (well, McConnell is up there too).

But he’s not fulfilling his life long dream of actually ending all of the new deal!

Sister in law’s was 36 hours hard labour, my wife’s was like four hours, relatively “easy.” We don’t bring it up.

Yeah... Stupendous Woman’s water broke at home, so we ended up at the hospital a little earlier than we would have otherwise, but still, it was another 31 hours before little Stupendous Girl decided to make her appearance. My wife went from “I want a natural birth,” to “ALL THE DRUGS!!!” pretty fast.

Yeah, this subject can be a minefield. My one child arrived pretty quickly after I got to the hospital, with little fuss, bother, or pain, which I was very grateful for. However, I found out very early on that when women are comparing giving birth stories, it’s like the ‘Four Yorkshiremen’ skit the Pythons do, with…

Shut the fuck up, Martian Law! You always take Dwayne’s side, ever since we were kids! I am SICK of your SHIT! I get no respect around here!

See, they are like a real family.

Here’s hoping they did it because another, more relevant impeachment drama is currently in the works. 

Heathcliff Huxtable being a “gynecologist” with his “office” in the basement of his home should have tipped us off that he had a sex dungeon that whole fucking time too.