Counter point: I changed the wake word to computer and now my fucking House is Star Trek

I don’t even want to talk to people. Now I’m supposed to speak to an unfeeling robot that knows everything and can record and share my conversation to it and anybody else in the house? No thanks.

I...yeah, no, I’m pretty useless. Goodbye, folks!

You mean, let me understand this … cuz I … maybe its me, maybe I’m a little fucked up maybe. I’m funny how? I mean funny, like I’m a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? Whattya you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

My mum is travelling abroad for the first time in 40-odd years this week, and I’ve had to repeatedly explain to her how airport security works, online check-ins, the single currency, etc. I’ve been a little impatient but I understand it’s a big deal for her, so I have walked her through it as well as I can.

I’m 2 years older that her and I can confirm that is the face of a woman in her mid-40s realizing she just got her period. No one tells you how bad they get as you get older. It is no hyperbole, I don’t need your Shining jokes. However, a bad pun from the SNL ESPN Classic Women’s sketches would be welcomed.

“Suppose I’d made Elektra a few years later and for Marvel Studios....”

“Wait... Rosebud was the sled???”

She’s realizing the extent to which the new tariffs on steel and aluminum will impact interest rates, and force manufacturers to revise their earnings estimates for the fiscal year.

That’s the thing about the NRA. The VAST majority of its members are quiet people who just like to occasionally read Guns and Ammo. Sort of like how the vast majority of gamers aren’t cussing out 10 year olds on Xbox Live. That doesn’t mean that their silence against the shittery of their loudest members isn’t on…

Deke knocking back Zimas and gorging on onions rings was a dang delight. As was his saying the only thing a time traveller should when arriving somewhere in the past.

I totally agree. Yes, him ending up in jail is exactly how that would have played out in real life. If the cops hadn’t just killed him right there.

Norman confronting Andrew was perhaps one of my favorite things in the season. It was the first time someone walked away alive from seeing through him and it was also someone offering him everything he could need to get into a better situation. Michael Nouri was very good.

I’m seeing double - 28 Slaquamarines!

I live in a European country that had a release date BEFORE the US (in a country that doesn’t usually enjoy “Black movies”). I was able to see the movie this past weekend. Expected to see it Saturday, all tickets were sold out for all 4 viewings (the English version with subtitles - the dubbed version wasn’t sold out)…

I have not listened to his podcast in a couple years but he actually had been trying to take better care of himself. He lost a lot of weight and started getting more exercise.

When my ex was moving out, our house was a chaos of boxes upon boxes and our cats could not contain themselves. They napped in one box for 5 minutes, then on to the next one for an extended 20 minute snooze, then onto the next, sometimes solo, more often as a duo, and so on and so on.

Either your cat is broken or you actually have a dog.

I mean, if push came to shove I’d vote for Oprah over Trump in a heatbeat.

One of the other things that makes Killmonger such a compelling vision is that he has a tragic present as well as a tragic backstory. As T’Challa points out during their climactic fight, Killmonger wants to turn the colonizers’ weapons against them, but in taking control of Wakanda, he’s using the same destabilizing…