It sounds like Mira Sorvino’s wonderful voice for playing Romy White. I keep waiting for Holmes to ask they have a special for businesswomen.

I listened to all of The Dropout and just finished the documentary. I preferred the podcast. Every time she was on screen in the doc, I had to look away. She’s fucking creepy. She would probably stab someone with that blank look her face and then lie about how they ran into the knife. All with that fake, deadpan bro…

I went back to school as a 30something freshman on the G.I. Bill, and just finished my Bachelor’s last year.

This development warms the cockles of my first-generation college student heart.

Whoa, whoa whoa.

It was a modest proposal.

Actual transcript of White House discussions.*

It’s all a matter of budgeting. Like, do you really need a chef 7 days a week? Give them weekends off and, right there, instant savings.

FIFY.

He’s a victim of women in the 60s not knowing it’s bad to drink alcohol while pregnant.

It’s like how in nature poisonous frogs are the brightest colored...in Trump’s orbit the blacker the heart, the more punchable the face.

His nickname is “Tuck”
A popular butt-wipe pad?
Yes, indeed he is.

When a guy named Bubba the Love Sponge is telling you you’ve gone too far and sounds more reasonable than you, you know it’s bad. Also, guys like Tucker see teenage girls as their future 3rd wives. When you think of them as a few years off from being your next trophy wife, it’s a easy to sexualize them. 

Anyone name Tucker is bound to be an asshole.

Where’s Snowden when you really need him?

No no no. The president is clearly very intelligent, because he told us so. Very intelligent. Most intelligent man ever. Except now the feminists won’t let us say man so most intelligent person ever. He has an uncle at MIT, very smart with the nuclear. He said that the president could have been the best nuclear person…

Uhm... Can Dan Reed, et al, do a doc on Trump next?

True story: we’re picking up a new puppy next week, and we’ve been going round and round on names. I briefly considered Balto, because it’s a sweet story and I still love the movie, but decided against it because I didn’t want even the faintest whiff of association with the “my dog’s so amazing because he’s part wolf”…

Moms need it to remember the days when penis wasn’t just attached to that thing that doesn’t do laundry and snores like a banshee.

Ugh: even setting aside the pants (hey-yo!) themselves,