Ok, I mean this seriously, I’m not trying to be nasty....  Is it just me, or is that in spite of having perfect features (whether she acquired them by surgery or not) perfect skin, and perfect eyebrows, it all adds up to something ...I don’t know different than beauty?  Like a Barbie that was put in the microwave? 

I’m sort of confused.  Are there people out there who don’t now that this is the best definition of comfort food ever???

What a pretty doggie!!

Me too, and I wish I could articulate why exactly.... if anyone who feels similarly wants to weigh in and deconstruct,, I’d be very interested to hear your thoughts.

She looks like Frankenbarbie. 

I think I’m going to stop reading these now. Let me just say my heart goes out to you and to everyone else with similar stories.

Jesus!

Fuck your mom.  From me.

I wouldn’t say it’s big, but it’s an extremely non conventional shape

I love your name, are you a mathematician?

You called it.

Could you please explain to me? I don’t see what they did there....

Describes my figure. Sigh.

You called it! Couldn’t agree more.

OK, you cannot tell me that Stephen hawking was involved in anything like this. Not that I would’t believe he’s a creep, but physically it would be impossible. Please explain? 

Wow.

Gene Tierney —of course totally gorge, but Rex Harrison!!!! Yoiks!! The definition of manly sexaliciousness in that movie.

You know who I feel really bad for? Nastassja Kinski who had an “affair” with Polanski when she was 15 and he was 43, and then three years later did a movie with Toback.

Not only is it inappropriate to compare, but if he is going to compare he looks like a fool. Have you seen the picture Pete Souza posted of Obama and Michelle comforting the parents of a fallen soldier? The look of compassion on their faces, and the way Michelle is hugging the mother are so moving, you can tell they…

Could someone please explain to me what this means in practical terms. I don’t get why HW was a member of the academy, does that mean he go to vote for his own pictures? It doesn’t make sense to me.