Again. You have nobody but yourself to blame for being a friendless loser.

I’m going to be running some heists or running some CEO packages a little later today on Xbox one. If you’d like to forgive me for being a dick, maybe shoot me your gamertag?

I didn’t even read your comment. It’s pretty obvious to me why you can’t find any friends.

Why?

You’re a failure.

Buy a mic

I don’t understand you “I ONLY PLAY SINGLE PLAYER” people.

Steroids

Oh my God, that sent chills through my spine.

Kurt? That you man?

Why you gotta go make me love Jim Harbaugh?

Right. She should have been born to someone else!

Why are you persecuting me!

Who’s deplorable, the undecided voter?

I tell my cat all the time, “hey you! Get in this box right now!” And he happily obliges.

That’s clearly a Caprice.

You think I have time to make my own meth, what with me spending my days dumpster diving and collecting stolen scrap metal?

Much of the cost of the iPhone is research and development. The difference in cost between an American made iPhone and a Chinese made iPhone would be significant, but not that drastic.

“Remember my friends, listen to me, because I passed this way but once!”

3. Why eBay?

3. Why eBay?