I absolutely agree but while I am stranded here doing phone interviews I have to write something. That’s my job. So I did this. I’m certainly not planning a series on my coldness or my feelings.

She’s a woman. That’s really it. The whole web of Benghazi/email/Vince Foster/Pizzagate/other insanity spun around her is just the shroud on the undead creature that is these people’s hatred of women. Especially women who are demonstrably smarter and better at all things then they are.

I know it’s not going to happen, and I know it would cause total chaos, but if the electoral college somehow flipped to Hillary I would get endless pleasure out of saying “that’s how the system works, you lost, get over it. Crybaby repubs are just sore losers.”

Not a crisis, just Plan C of the Constitution.

Oh, he’s no gift. But he’s not obviously crazy either. And he does have experience. How low the bar has gotten....

I keep laughing mirthlessly to myself, remembering the days when I was concerned about George W. Bush’s push to the right and extreme Neo-Conservatism.

I never thought the day would come where I’d openly wish for enough faithless electors to band together to make Kasich the reasonable, sane option for president.

It’s like the promise of good tasting fat free cheese. I bite into it with naïve hope and it just ends up leaving a bad taste in my mouth.

Rather, he is contemplating Ohio governor John Kasich.

Look up the Wenatchee Child Sex Abuse case if you really want to see the paranoid ramblings of a single sheriff drag an entire town and generation screaming off the rails. It’s horrifying.

The crazier it is the more they believe. Because actual evil and horror are, on the surface, boring and complicated. Like the Wells Fargo scandal or Aleppo or any other hideous occurrence that has a human fingerprint on it. Too much red tape! Too many hearings! Not enough punch and zip!

“Pizzagate” is a bizarre conspiracy theory. I heard a bit about it online a little while ago, so I Googled it. I ended up on this page detailing the “conspiracy” and it legitimately looked like the ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic. I don’t mean that to be insulting - there seemed to be something truly wrong with…

I’ve never heard of it, so I had to google Buc-ees. I’m still not really very clear about it... Is it a restaurant? a store? both? I’m so intrigued, please tell me more!

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Waco also has the Dr Pepper museum. The local chamber of commerce will give you directions to it, but won’t do the same for the site of the Branch Davidian compound, as I found out on a very long, ill fated, road trip.

How do you get any actual evidence if you don’t examine the results?

The harshest DUI possible? You are right. That’s totally the worst thing that could have happened to you, or anyone else, as a result of you driving drunk. LULZ BRO

This is just the worst opinion

As any pilot will tell you.

A sad loss. Pilots are a special breed.