Most meth users can’t stand pot smokers.

Your first paragraph is completely unreadable.

This is good kinja

You were a special child, weren’t you.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Make America Great Again!

Wow. Women ARE funny. That was great. Thank you. I have to rethink my life now.

I’m still waiting for Nintendo to open a theme park in America and show Disney where the real happiest place on earth is.

What do you think flight attendants do more of, serving drinks, or saving lives?

The adulation you receive from succeeding far outweighs any negative feelings of letting the team down.

Why is that guy talking like that?

Why is that guy talking like that?

Boo fucking hoo

Now I’m greyed on Jalopnik and can’t upload photos.

Fiat 8V.

“While there’s a medieval Viking part of my genetic code that finds that appealing”

I remember this and it made me cry.

Please don’t.

I told you I’d be your friend!

Was that guy you?

Ahh the circle of dumb.