All my favorite stories end with “I’m surprised we didn’t get beaten up or shot.”

I think I told you I’d be your friend before. Maybe you don’t like me. Hmmph.

Hey that hurts

I could only get through about three hours of that.

He probably would have looked like Michael Dukkakis

That was stupid and that hat makes you look like a tool.

I’m trying to figure out who is dressed worse.

I’m surprised he didn’t hit such a punchable face.

Weed is the opposite of sports!

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And you’re going to JAIL

I like when they do the fake tire screeching on dirt.

That's fucking disgusting.

They were on I-70, west of Denver. There’s a large mountain range separating the two places.

Shoulda went for the meat pies.

Fuck your global warming!

These are terrible choices, is this a joke?

!!?!!!!?!

W

San Diego is nowhere near San Mateo.