Oh they're judging you, trust me.

That might be the ugliest car I've ever seen.

Maybe if you're driving a tractor

American Muscle?

Yep.

6 speed manual, track package, limited slip rear GT.

Krispy Kreme donuts are an abomination and are to donuts as Taco Bell is to Mexican food or Papa Johns is to Pizza.

Wow!

You’re wrong.

Reminded me of every Forza race ever.

Their phone batteries

You've never been to Trona.

Stockton is nowhere near LA, but don't let the facts get in the way of your bullshit.

Thanks. I'll check it out!

Very little?

More!

Did you read the article, particularly the part where he's donating the first million dollars he makes to charity to enact change?

Now we can all say we graduated from ITT. Who's gonna know?

I once had someone who worked for a check cashing place call me a narcissist.

This was an amazing piece (and I’m only halfway through it) I have so much to ask, but I won’t except for one.