You’re right.

Maybe he had never seen Amy Schumer before and halfway into the show, he decided that she's actually not funny at all.

Thank God you were wrong.

Who cares?

But Amy convinced me that because he was in sales, and she asked how that was going and everyome laughed, that the seat he was sitting in was not expensive!

Amy is unfunny.

I was just going to say that she’s an unfunny, disgusting pig that bloviates to the lowest common denominator (fat white women) and her bravado and confidence are obviously staged, otherwise why would she react at all?

Build a wall!

Yet

You have no dignity.

Those power and torque numbers in a 100k, 6500 lb vehicle are inexcusable.

“I know Fiat Chrysler tends to be near the bottom of quality and reliability surveys and Toyota near the top, but has anyone from Toyota actually looked at how Chrysler’s Stow-and-Go seats work?”

No. It isn’t.

He clearly spent very little time on that.

I LYKE TURTLES

I promise you, I could get in and out of that car without touching the paint.

They’re 7 games over .500, how bad could they be?

I think we have a winner.

I never said I was human!

I know this is completely off topic, but does it bother anyone else when people get into your car like this? Especially if it’s black and you just washed it?