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What does Tesla have to do to win the unqualified admiration of the whiners?

@jarque: That's not a toolbox, that's a lockable shotgun box for when zombie hordes of ex-bankers come to suck on your electrons. It comes with every AC Propulsion conversion.

(Wes, it's "wither and die". "Whither?" -> "They went thataway")

@Triborough: Send the cars to the dealers unbadged and just stick whatever the customer wants on

Very nice overall and a gorgeous rear. I agree the side's a bit stretched but that's a problem for the Estoque, Panamera, and Rapide too.

@Fourstring85: One out of three right on the "its". None is a contraction of "it is" or "it has", so no apostrophe. You don't write "hi's car" because "his" is already a possessive pronoun; the same applies to "its price tag ruins its credibility".

The Jetta TDI is a fuel economy monster registering 50 MPG returns

Ford doesn't give the kWh capacity of the battery pack, so it's incomplete to brag about hitting 47mph and driving around all-electric. I assume you can only do that for a few miles before depleting the battery.

@Mad_Science: abandoning model names every 3-7 years. I remember when the Cobalt

The Tesla Roadster's not vaporware, just low-volume.

I gave Ken Imhoff $5, but @elargentino is right. Mr. Imhoff, you need to resize your pictures, they're 8x bigger than they need to be.