So part of the production process involves playing with Star Wars toys and acting out the scenes you’ve written, Dark Helmet style. I fucking knew it.

Last night, during her show Laura Ingraham Would Like To Speak To A Manager,

1. Wishing someone dead is bad form... not cool.

Liverpool had a fun day.

they did, but it was six million $CAN.

counterpoint: Give him some more Mountain Dew Code Red.

Assistant: Yeah, coach, he’s going to New York to join those two towers they’ve got.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Drew’s skin tone looks like there’s an Instagram filter named “Belly of a Frog” constantly being applied.

Did he see his shadow? I think we’re in for 69 more weeks of winter.

If that kid didn’t want to get the business, he should have stayed around back of Lallana.

It’s spelled “Dickchester,” but its pronounced “Diceturr.”

Did I spot Maz Kanata in there?

To quote the man himself...

So the Kessel Run involved Lovecraftian tentacle monsters?

Giselle, 2012: “My husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.”

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

Ned Ryerson, I’ve come to bargain.

But does he have a fracture, really?

Be... sure.... to... drink... your... Ovaltine!