I need Liverpool to win the CL so Milner can text Coutinho with a “we won some silverware, isn’t that neat?”

Apparently, all Bron needs is someone to inbound the ball to him.

Was that Maz?

I’m not even close to being a Cavs fan, but that hoodie and his choice to wear it is indicative of nothing.

If you think that Van Dijk Bruce Lee’d Lamela, then send me a DM so I can get you on my family vision plan. That was an unbelievable dive. Van Dijk pulls back from contact when he sees Lamela. Bullshit call and Tottenheimer can burn.

As long as you can keep the buffaloes away from folding tables, it might work.

Salah has been so awesome. I remember thinking at the start of the season that maybe he can’t finish...and now I realize that if he could finish he’d have 33 goals.

I haven’t seen a Saint involved in so much blow since Val Kilmer.

The thing that has been wild about the new movies is that we have been completely spoiled by a Falcon with a spot on Hyperdrive.

*Bob Dole nods approvingly*

Brady being upset about not being named Patriot of the Week all season was worth the read. Thanks Barry!

She decided to do it and it worked because Snoke’s ship was a huge target to aim for, imo.

So, those were moofs that Luke was milking, right?

Softer than moss, but goddamn it, Lovren.

I for one welcome my new dong smashing overlord.

I guess we’re showing them what we got?

One could say that he knew what he was signing up for.

Verlander scares me, but maybe the Yanks have something figured out...or at the very least are confident. Judge getting strikes called correctly against him was a big change.

Taxation is theft, but “no” means maybe.

Hi. Yankees fan checking in. The Astros are just really good. I don’t think there’s really anything the Yanks can do at this point (though they did adjust to the low, out of the zone pitches) and they are just up against a better team. Hard to hate on the guys from Houston. Except for Verlander. Fuck him.