Right now there’s a big sphere of nope 180 light years wide.

“Good. And remember, Richard Spencer’s wife is Russian and works for the Russia Gov.

Republicans are about power for THEMSELVES, explicitly so through any means possible. They would turn this country into a literal dictatorship if they could and could decide on who to worship, which that alone is an unlikely prospect that saves us for now since there’s too many greedy pigs in that party that want the…

Yes, if you are a conservative you are being targeted, by Russia.

Fucking irritating “my followers are genuine people - i know because i paid for them” cry-babies.

Well that’s what you get for buying followers....

Good. And remember, Richard Spencer’s wife is Russian and works for the Russia Gov.

Thoughts and prayers

Following you? Now who has the delusions of grandeur that someone reads Deadspin just to follow you? Now roll off your mom and get back to posting about prison violence and lookie lou porn.

Figures, you are a big porn connoisseur as well. Having seen all porn where one guy hangs around without having sex. The USA Gymnastics thread needs more of your prison rape violence fantasies. You know you’re creepy, right?

I wondered for a second why no evangelicals care that our pious Commander-in-Chief sought sexual relations outside of his sacred marriage, with a member of the adult entertainment industry no less. Then I remembered, Fox News hasn’t even hinted at this having happened. Trump is staying in the White House, working…

Look at those soft, well-lotioned little toddler hands. I bet he gets tiny little blisters from tweeting.

Yeah, I always liked the thought of time-travel like building a bridge. You start at one end and finish at the other: So, you build the start gate today, and this is the farthest point back in time you can travel.

Time travel gets exceptionally more screwy when you consider that the earth, solar system and galaxy are all moving and would not be in the same place a day ago let along years ago.

Honestly, I agree. How do you re-raise the madness of 2017, which is a re-raise of 2016?

I feel like Trump would have known that BEFORE hand and still killed them but we only find out afterwards.

Then after Trump and Ball defeat the aliens, we discover that the visitors were benevolent and were here to usher in a golden age of peace and prosperity ...

Clearly every fighter pilot has hallucinations.

There have been hundreds of reports from commercial pilots over the decades. Traffic controllers as well. And that’s just the ones that have been verified with real evidence.

Finding out aliens really exists is the only possible ending for 2017 when you actually think about it.