I dont understand why the Public Library Association would have anything to do with this.

Thanks Tom!

Im a lease dum-dum and 1st time lessee. I leased and now love the vehicle, and want to put shittons of miles on it. If I buy it out as a purchase now, how does that work? Do I have to buy out the lease agreement and the residual?

Wow. I am mesmerized!

Right. Because shitty tack welds really are going to hold up well.

This one is great!

“...knock the wind out of their sales...”

Blood from a whitetails heart, still steaming freshly eviscerated in the field. Uni- sea urchin gonads. Fried puke omlett - drunk night watching Jackass and deciding it was a good idea.

Squirrel is delicious.

Whos your bank? I have Key and every year they fuck it up and I am way off and owe a load. They are horrible, my two prior lenders always were accurate or in my favor. Key Bank is terrible and I would like to get out of there.

Indeed. I am very excited to get one of these. I've had a CJ, YJ, TJ, JK and my share of Libby's Cherokees etc. This little pug looks like its going to be some fun with a little lift and some mud tires.

Ooooh!!!! I am going to pilfer your tactick Mr. Calhoun, OOOOHHHH!!!! TESTIKLEES!!!!

My cat does both. She comes to the door and wont get the fuck out of the way so I can get in, and just licks her crotch frantically. She is so happy I am home!

Eggs are cheap as fuck. Freeze nothing, use them or pitch them and spend $1.49 for a dozen more.

Shut up fool.

Vegans are idiots. Eat food you opinionated ass.

Comment of the night friends.

I was just saying this at my office the other day. And when you get hot buttered burned popcorn with micro-torched fetttucini with shimp and lobster, someone is going to barf.