I see what you did there, sneaky sneaky.

What else fascinates you about pneumatic tubes? Get your mind out of the gutter lady.

What in sam fuck is that monstrosity.

Syracuse you say? Why did you leave?? This shithole is great!

You make so dizzy forgot Engrish?

FLOWER POWER!!!!!!!

piss off.

My friend Joe has a restored Jumpman in his basement. Shit is mint.

I have three coin-op machines in my bar/addition - Centipede, Zookeeper and Galaga 3 (Gaplus). Gaplus hit right arount the crash. I watched my childhood dissolve before my eyes as Aladdin's Castle closed down… <tears>

Shave. There, I fixed that for you.

wowww. who is that?

The problem with to-do lists is they never come to an end. Just more tasks...

Love the color. Would buy that in a heartbeat.

I think you are an idiot too. Not so much for what phone you buy, more because you judge people for the phone they buy.

Dirty ginger.

As a mom? Since when do you have kids ginger? ;)

One word- LEAN.

'tis NOT a Soldano.

Because its not a Soldano.

Yeah, or just take the lid off the applesauce and dump it in your mouth like a real man. Applesauce spoon. Shit.