😱 KILL IT WITH FIRE.

This is pro level shitposting.

I’m very sorry for your loss.

Somebody ungray me dag nabbit. I’m useful and stuff.

You know what? NO. As an adult, Xmas presents mostly suck. As an adult, Thanksgiving kind of sucks because you can’t pig out anymore without guilt (and maybe also heartburn and what have you). As an adult Halloween sucks because you don’t get to go get a bag of free candy like you used to, and if you do, it’s the same…

CLICK HERE FOR THE ONE TRICK WHICH WILL KEEP FUNGUS FROM GROWING IN YOUR BRAIN.

Aw yeah, peel that skin. Peel that skin HARD.

Fox just tweeted a photo of his pair.

Vidya Games!

I am a professional block stacker, and I am really afraid this robot technology is going to take my job. Someone please stop this research.

Ehh, I feel bad making fun of a dude for a birth defect, but he’s just such a weird guy, so I feel like the birth defect is less of an issue. Maybe? Or I’m just an asshole?

EVERYONE RUN! HURRICANE HARELIP IS COMING!!!

Only anti-vaxxers and other crazies. The rest of us just worry about the bills man, the bills.

100% Vern

Ewww

“So, uh, hey. Turns out there isn’t a way down from that cliff, so you’re going to have to come back over to this side of the canyon.”

Fuck you. I’m enjoying this nice IPA while high. Cheers :)

I mean. My family has money so I've never had to worry about scamming people. But thanks for the bleak peak at how the other half lives.

It’s actually not a great way to kill all the fish, because it won’t. Stupid comment.