You should learn to read.

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

Maryland just got blown out by Purdue.

I like your style, I also think the 1-minute mile is the most elusive short distance running barrier

I’m going to guess that the guys who worked for the Obama administration know a little more about what was going on during that time than the guy who writes uber snarky columns for an online blog.

Do you work in a prison or do you have other plans we shouldn’t talk about? 

I can’t access the form (permission needed) but I’m from NJ so we have both senators (Menendez especially, dude’s so crooked he has to screw his pants on in the morning, and Booker likes to talk a good game but also loves taking money from pharmaceutical companies), Josh Gottheimer, Donald Norcross (and while his…

Well she's about to have a Bizarre Adventure.

Technically she’s the “Lady Usher of the Black Rod.”

Plus there’s no way in hell he can spell “giraffe.” 

The statue is for, about, and in celebration of AMERICANS. Not immigrants.

Counterpoint: You are a loathsome and vile piece of shit, whom I would not urinate upon if you were engulfed in flame. It sickens me that I share the same nation as you.

Yeah...NO


Speaking as a guy who’s been a union member for the last 34 years, unions aren’t nearly democratic enough.

Lewis was pushed to organize by the many many dissident miners - like the Progressive Mine Workers of America, who split away from the UMWA in Illinois, and the National Miners Union, a communist led…

Joule thief!

Because shut up, Kyle.

Bernie is not my favorite but boy do I love the look in his eye when he’s about to rhetorically obliterate someone. It’s cathartic. 

Bernie Wins.... Fatality.

Unless things have changed since the early 2000s, the guy with the restraints is an actual Chicago cop. Which explains his struggle to put a white person in handcuffs.

Michelle - I don’t have kids but I catch your articles occasionally and I just wanted to say - especially with this piece - you’re doing a real service to parents everywhere.