It’s the Google Home’s startup sound.

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

That’s literally the only rule. 

Harper cheated and Schwarber got screwed by the bracket format (as did Hoskins). And yes I am bitter about the HR Derby and I realize it’s pathetic 

He forgot one of the key purchases: the 55 gallon drum of lube so you can get good and greased up. Can’t arrest what you can’t grab.

Pretty sure “50-Year-Old Double-Header Dingers” is its own category on PornHub.

The irony is that CNN is probably doing the best job of covering this presidency. They’re my go-to because they understand that the way this president behaves and “governs” is not normal, and should be put into the proper context... I’ve noticed that other mainstream outlets seem to want to cover Trump as if he’s a…

AS the son of a naturalized citizen, all I can say is: 

That is what a Union is.

These kind of instructional videos were available even back in the days fo 240p:

“It boils down to people not knowing their neighbors and people having a sense of fear...”

Great, thanks Lauren. You could have buried that travesty down under some pictures of exploded hands before I had to see that.

I salute you, Rand Paul’s Neighbor

Calm yourself, Sarah - it’s just locker room talk. 

So let’s see, in the last 2 days at the SCOTUS.......