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Looks like he wanted to get bucked up.

Damn. It’s gone now. Deleted. Unavailable. BOOOOO.

Damn. It’s gone now. Deleted. Unavailable. BOOOOO.

I don’t know who gave Trump the bigger rage boner- Kavanaugh or Graham. Either way, it was obvious that both men’s histrionics were for the sole viewing pleasure of Donnie Two Scoops on Air Force Dumb.

“It is an ass with something in it. You have been warned.”

Glad they went with Gritty, instead of trying to make him a mate of the Phanatic and call him the Phucker.

Did he shoot himself with a t-shirt cannon?

Waiting for the next way to “protect” quarterbacks: if a defender places two hands on the QB while he still is in possession of the ball, the QB will be deemed “down and sacked” and the play is immediately blown dead. Next year, tackles will be counted as “grasping, pulling, and acquiring a strip of sponsor-imprinted

Stormy Daniels apparently got the private tour of the ride.

C’mon photoshoppers. You know what you need to do...

I had the last pick of my fantasy draft, and I used it on Phil Dawson. I think he’s the ONLY starting kicker who hasn’t earned a single goddamned point yet. And of COURSE we don’t do waivers until week 4, so that means two more weeks of watching Arizona’s pathetic offense (1 TD with a missed PAT) suck ass.

I dunno. I bet Magary thought it was a fair call.

From those of us who have been ridiculed by readers of this very same set of websites by continuing to buy physical media and books instead of streaming/renting/buying digital media, I give a hearty:

Now we can say that the Bears LITERALLY cannot beat a one-legged QB.

Hope Florence never strengthens to a Category V. We’re all out of Jaegers.

El Mago.

Nike needs to come out with Nike-branded U.S. flags. Then, watch these morons struggle with what to do about them.

Cubs’ Baez, either in a show of solidarity or mockery (you never can tell with El Mago), waved his own scouting card from second base during the whole spectacle. Rather ridiculous, but then again.. Country Joe West, folks.