Lotta KC fans think they’re going to the playoffs this year...

OSU Board: “Nobody got a free tattoo? Oh, well then... that’s less of an issue.”

F*ck. There are a lot of endangered endemic birds barely hanging on in the upper elevations of Hawai’i (palila and ‘elepaio, to name two). Hope they can hunker down on Mauna Kea and ride this bad boy out.

Wonder what the lifespan would be for a person wearing an Anthony Barr jersey into Lambeau this year.

Wow, an entire Chargers page without mentioning the word “Brees” at least once. Color me impressed.

Bill Burr is a goddamned national treasure. Has been killing it since he assassinated Philadelphia in 2006.

Officer, I’d like to report an attempted murder, foiled by a trash panda, who then committed murder on the attempted murder.

“open mailbox”

Everybody in Chicago likes dumping on Cutler, but they never mention the “winner” who they traded away for him. I give you Kyle ‘gimme a Boilermaker’ Orton. Though if I had played behind the O-line the Bears had back then (59 sacks in 2.2 years), I’d probably spend a lot of time wasted too.

Sure they do.

Return of the Ranchero?

Just ONCE. Get one of these goofballs on a major network (NOT F’n) and grill them about immigration procedures. And keep saying NO.. NO... That’s NOT how it works... NOPE. Dude, you have NO clue how it works, so maybe go read the procedures and shut up until you do.

Did he also teach his kid that it’s real easy to go under, over, or simply destroy the wall? Because for every wall a human has built, something or someone else has found a way around it.

Someone seriously needs to introduce you folks to Forbidden Planet. The special effects for the “invisible” Monster from the Id was nothing short of revelatory for the time. Damn thing gave me nightmares when I was young.

To the people who voted Marvin the Martian so low: WHO HURT YOU?

Found a picture of the Captain...

Sessions is just a fan of Genesis.

I’ll just put this here. A 2000' water slide from my old haunt Action Park NJ, where my friends and I spent whole summers getting hurt doing stupid shit when I was a teen. FUN.

Aw, C’mon. You think hometown kid, wearing several yards of American flag, wasn’t going to get the homeboy discount on the rules? But in terms of spectacle, it succeeded and it was a thrilling derby.

Chicago Bulls- loving guys with bad knees since 2012.