Best sports-adjacent quote: Uecker- “I must be in the front row!”

So, will this drive humans to do more living underground? Obviously, the rich and big cities will be above ground, but putting a rural house inside a hill seriously reduces AC/heating costs.

Oh, man, so where am I supposed to find those well-paying jobs I can do without leaving the comfort of my home? They were all TOTALLY legit, of course, and at least two in the comments (edited, of course, for unknown reasons) of every article.

And yet, “El Mago” is in third in the All-Star voting behind Albies and Gennett. Because idiots can vote for boring baseball players easily....

Grrreeeeat. This means all the good NBA games will start airing at 11 PM EST, since nobody will want to televise the Eastern Conference anymore. What the hell are those GMs doing, watching baseball?

Surprised he hasn’t been sued by the Teletubbies for Shape of You...

Replace the wooden bats with aluminum and you got the group of “insurance brokers” that wins the local slow pitch tournament every year with steroids and juiced bats.

El Mago...

Solution: dragon tiger phoenix.

Some enterprising group needs to get some American citizens of Central American descent, mic them up, and have them get “met” by ICE posing as illegal entrants. Bet they could get some real nice recordings of People Behaving Badly. Vague it would not be.

I see the Mets and Cubs have the same managerial thoughts about starting relievers who might not even be good enough to be relievers.

That’s a hell of a lot of Beckys in that photo...

Turdis sighting.

I also have to add that Zahn McClarnon was phenomenal in Longmire.

What do we call this? Dibbing?

We all know what’s going to happen: KJU will promise a bunch of vague stuff to impress Mr. Toasty, who’ll think that sounds all grand, and they’ll end with a handshake on camera. Then, Mr. Toasty will brag to the press that he got all this good stuff and they’re gonna relax all the sanctions, and KJU will go back and…

I don’t know what was better, the sunglasses flying offscreen, or the goddamned smug look of the gator after that sweet sweet payback.

I know it’s an older gif, but it’s pertinent.