Waiting for the next way to “protect” quarterbacks: if a defender places two hands on the QB while he still is in possession of the ball, the QB will be deemed “down and sacked” and the play is immediately blown dead. Next year, tackles will be counted as “grasping, pulling, and acquiring a strip of sponsor-imprinted…
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Exhibit 1 for the Prosecution. “You want the Sawx bannah back, ya gottah pay” boys.
Stormy Daniels apparently got the private tour of the ride.
C’mon photoshoppers. You know what you need to do...
I had the last pick of my fantasy draft, and I used it on Phil Dawson. I think he’s the ONLY starting kicker who hasn’t earned a single goddamned point yet. And of COURSE we don’t do waivers until week 4, so that means two more weeks of watching Arizona’s pathetic offense (1 TD with a missed PAT) suck ass.
I dunno. I bet Magary thought it was a fair call.
From those of us who have been ridiculed by readers of this very same set of websites by continuing to buy physical media and books instead of streaming/renting/buying digital media, I give a hearty:
Now we can say that the Bears LITERALLY cannot beat a one-legged QB.
Nike needs to come out with Nike-branded U.S. flags. Then, watch these morons struggle with what to do about them.
Cubs’ Baez, either in a show of solidarity or mockery (you never can tell with El Mago), waved his own scouting card from second base during the whole spectacle. Rather ridiculous, but then again.. Country Joe West, folks.
Lotta KC fans think they’re going to the playoffs this year...
OSU Board: “Nobody got a free tattoo? Oh, well then... that’s less of an issue.”
Wonder what the lifespan would be for a person wearing an Anthony Barr jersey into Lambeau this year.
Wow, an entire Chargers page without mentioning the word “Brees” at least once. Color me impressed.
Bill Burr is a goddamned national treasure. Has been killing it since he assassinated Philadelphia in 2006.
Everybody in Chicago likes dumping on Cutler, but they never mention the “winner” who they traded away for him. I give you Kyle ‘gimme a Boilermaker’ Orton. Though if I had played behind the O-line the Bears had back then (59 sacks in 2.2 years), I’d probably spend a lot of time wasted too.
Sure they do.