Return of the Ranchero?

Just ONCE. Get one of these goofballs on a major network (NOT F’n) and grill them about immigration procedures. And keep saying NO.. NO... That’s NOT how it works... NOPE. Dude, you have NO clue how it works, so maybe go read the procedures and shut up until you do.

Did he also teach his kid that it’s real easy to go under, over, or simply destroy the wall? Because for every wall a human has built, something or someone else has found a way around it.

Someone seriously needs to introduce you folks to Forbidden Planet. The special effects for the “invisible” Monster from the Id was nothing short of revelatory for the time. Damn thing gave me nightmares when I was young.

To the people who voted Marvin the Martian so low: WHO HURT YOU?

Found a picture of the Captain...

Sessions is just a fan of Genesis.

I’ll just put this here. A 2000' water slide from my old haunt Action Park NJ, where my friends and I spent whole summers getting hurt doing stupid shit when I was a teen. FUN.

Aw, C’mon. You think hometown kid, wearing several yards of American flag, wasn’t going to get the homeboy discount on the rules? But in terms of spectacle, it succeeded and it was a thrilling derby.

Chicago Bulls- loving guys with bad knees since 2012.

Best sports-adjacent quote: Uecker- “I must be in the front row!”

Oh, man, so where am I supposed to find those well-paying jobs I can do without leaving the comfort of my home? They were all TOTALLY legit, of course, and at least two in the comments (edited, of course, for unknown reasons) of every article.

And yet, “El Mago” is in third in the All-Star voting behind Albies and Gennett. Because idiots can vote for boring baseball players easily....

Grrreeeeat. This means all the good NBA games will start airing at 11 PM EST, since nobody will want to televise the Eastern Conference anymore. What the hell are those GMs doing, watching baseball?

Surprised he hasn’t been sued by the Teletubbies for Shape of You...

Replace the wooden bats with aluminum and you got the group of “insurance brokers” that wins the local slow pitch tournament every year with steroids and juiced bats.

El Mago...

Some enterprising group needs to get some American citizens of Central American descent, mic them up, and have them get “met” by ICE posing as illegal entrants. Bet they could get some real nice recordings of People Behaving Badly. Vague it would not be.

I see the Mets and Cubs have the same managerial thoughts about starting relievers who might not even be good enough to be relievers.