DeVos believes in a very Darwinian form of education (which is ironic by itself): The quick learners and rich get educated in a special, well-funded track of private education (paid by public funds), while the poor and slow learners get shunted off into a substandard, poorly funded form of public education whereby the…

Naw, that’s not his style. Instead, if the NRA has its way, it would be a policy whereby anyone who is deputized by the local sheriff’s office (or designated NRA rep in each state) is allowed to patrol a school with his/her own weapons, and be paid by the sheriff’s office (and subsidized by the feds) through a…

Only the Cubs would find a way to weaponize a case of the yips.

$31,000 is a heck of a lot cheaper than the Kean University president’s $219,000 conference table.

Can’t wait for SHS to spin this thing so far around tomorrow that she snaps its little NRA neck.

Funny. Same people live in Ohio south of Columbus, centered in Grove City. We call that place Grovetucky.

I apply the same rules on open video as I do for people who have phone conversations on speakerphone in public- I have the full right to participate in the event. Just like I will contribute actively to someone’s phone conversation, I will try to watch whatever video someone is playing- and I will likely make a…

Of course, BNL kicked butt with “O Canada” proving that our brethren in the Great White North are still that much better than us.

Honest question- what’s the benefit of a bamboo bath mat? The floor gets potentially soaking wet, and bamboo on wet tile sounds like a slipfest.

Honest question- what’s the benefit of a bamboo bath mat? The floor gets potentially soaking wet, and bamboo on wet…

Looks like he’s trying to make the NBA playoffs more like the NCAA tourney. And give him an opportunity to do the following:

Yeah, and I bet NBC congratulated the Patriots as Super Bowl Champions when they went up 33-32.

Old School 1976 Olds Toro Brougham. It was literally riding while sitting on the couch. Never mind the 12 MPG. My dad’s was white with tan interior and to this day I’ve never had a smoother ride on lousy NY roads.

Wait, Australian Happy Meals don’t have... a vegemite... sandwich?

Blade III is basically Deadpool 0.5. If you watch it with that perspective, it’s actually fucking hilarious.

Here we go- the return of criminalization of mental health instead of treatment. Bet Jeff Sessions will be the first one to suggest cutting mental health spending and instead build more jails. Asses, the whole lot of ‘em.

cops seem to like to keep them on while parked, usually talking to another cop car in that window-to-window ‘69' thing they like to do.

Gov. Rick Scott set a twitter speed record in announcing thoughts and prayers. Sad.

Why is it so hard for people on one side of the political aisle to understand that it’s highly likely for FBI members, or really anyone who seeks out those pesky things called “facts,” to dislike a candidate because of all the crap he’d been up to? It’s not “systematic bias and deep state conspiracy” to see that Trump…

When are we going to get a visit from KellyWise the Dancing Clown explaining the memo as saying all the sorts of things it doesn’t say? We all know it’s coming...

Our local diner has an automatic 10% gratuity when ordering takeout. So you really don’t get a choice. I’d argue, since they never do anything more than the minimum, but the food is so damned tasty and the portions are ginormous- it’s totally worth it.