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Gould gives no Fox.

I wouldn’t be surprised that one of the major reasons Purdue’s Brohm told Tennessee to shove it (aside from the fact that he’s already got a great gig and massive fan support) was because of how “great” they treated Cuonzo Martin when he went there as the b’ball coach.

Chitlins.

Part of me wonders about the vinyl liners in older cars- don’t they get sticky as they age? A lot of vinyl toys I had as a kid are all sticky messes now. Maybe autos made their liners out of stronger stuff.

Someone beat you to it:

Basically an old George Carlin rant: “I got just the place for low-cost housing. I have solved this problem. I know where we can build housing for the homeless: golf courses. Perfect! Golf courses! Just what we need. Plenty of good land, in nice neighborhoods. Land that is currently being wasting on a meaningless,…

Someone hire this person for Splinter. Excellent stuff, and worthy of its own article. I second the retired electricians- most retired union workers (public and private) are salty as shit.

Gotta put on your rubbers when the water’s up to your calves.

Scenario 4: You do the totally un-obvious thing- don’t buy tickets the day they go on sale. Wait until the concert gets closer and start looking at a) the venue’s social media site for when they release really good seats that were “held” for some reason or other, or b) Facebook fan sites- where people who have to sell…

I see they were playing cover 0 defense.

“personal Pinterest board of white guilt”

“Good guy with a gun” ideas will inevitably end up with the following scenario happening way too often:

Those Tonga dudes seriously crossed the line there... the center line, that is. No surprise they won the game.

Where else do you expect New Yorkers to retire to, other than Florida?

Yeah, when I was a 10 year old baseball fan, the first thing I did was pull up the new manager’s blog and look for masturbation tips. Eskin’s next rant will likely be that players with #34 should be banned.

Wait, we’re not supposed to do ANYTHING after a tragedy, remember? Too soon, Donny... too soon.

I’d freeze up, hump the ball instead, and then get fined $4,908.47.

Every time they say his name on the news, I’m wondering if Godzilla is going to show up. Yeah, I know “It’s Tatopolous”.