Ah, I remember the good old days, when you could fly Southwest and ride in the seats that faced BACKWARDS. Takeoffs and landings were awesomely fun. Of course, you had to do the weird knee sorting thing with the people you were facing, but that was worth it.

No!

Ramos has previously defended the decision to award Whitefish the contract, claiming they were the most available company who were not requiring upfront payment for their work.

Almost as good as another image, where the evil squirrel got in a nip of his own:

That second rail is a bastard. First one- yeah, you got this. Second one- how about a tall glass of NOPE.

(Checks Eagles Schedule, notes no Miami or Cincy upcoming). Yep, he’s gonna have one helluva year. He won’t have to experience the joy of Burfict or Suh stomping on his head or throwing hand.

Waiting for Trump to claim that the whole Niger troop death thing is really because of Hillary’s stint as Secretary of State. You know it’s coming...

Betcha Zinke bought a stock interest in the company two weeks ago, but that had nothing to do with the awarded contract.

The one consistent message out of the White House is this: Everything Trump says is 100% accurate and true. Never have I ever seen an administration filled with so many YES men (and I remember the Steinbrenner years of the Yankees).

Maybe he’s under the Imperious Curse?

Suck for Luck has turned into Luck Is Suck.

Melania went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.” So she ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Lifelong Cubs fan for almost a half century, and our ninth inning patting and pitching decisions were the EPITOME of Cubs being Cubs. Our managers have perfected the art of doing the absolute worst thing in a clutch situation. There’s only so many times you can scream at the TV “what the hell are you doing?!?” before…

You could call that outing (two walks, 3R HR)... Lackluster.

Can we stop calling it ObamaCare? Because it’s painfully obvious that it’s now 100% TrumpCare.

Had to look this up, because amazingly, yes, Cubs would get home field advantage in this pairing. Unlikely we’ll get to game 7. Eventually opposing teams will realize that if you consistently pitch change-ups in the dirt, at least 4 of the 9 cubs starters will reliably try to nine-iron them and strike out.

The same group of people also tell Union folks that if they drop their union, they’ll be just fine and can use that extra dues cash to take a vacation. Because the employers will be sooooo generous to workers if unions go away.

I still think 80% of people who saw the Montreal Expos logo didn’t know what it said, wondering what the heck “elb” meant (or, as us teens used to say: e-l-penis).

That’s our DAD.. (Dead Arm Dusty)

So Baker the Dead Arm Maker, the dude who basically ruined a bunch of pitchers’ careers (Prior, Wood), is now is being overprotective with one of them? That’s not his M.O.