Miami fans have finally realized that Cutler

I stand corrected. I knew one of them was from 2014, but couldn’t remember which.

Okay, so which picture is from today, and which one was from three years ago? Unless he wore a suit for the anthem and Colts gear for pictures.

That photo of him in the suit wasn’t even taken today- it was from (presumably) another game, since the outfits are totally different. #Fascist.

The Bulls suck? Really... Us Bulls fans have known this for years. When a dude named Zipser is your go-to player, you’re f*cked.

Can I just say that, after the last few days, this clip of Shannon Sharpe is the only thing that’s keeping me sane?

I think I found a picture of Mike Glennon’s parents:

Sadly, what you ask is impossible. We cannot guarantee any of those things in our largest cities (and even in our smaller ones) without seriously restricting the kind of freedom we all deserve. And I’m sorry- a country where every public place is at risk for small arms fire, explosives, and nutjobs with easy access to…

Wondering, Nevada being the red pro-NRA state it is, if casinos have a firearm section of the room service menu: Eggs over Uzi for instance.

Poor Marmalard. Guess he finally realized that the fans flooding his arena are all wearing green.

In the immortal words of the Clash: “You have the right to free Speech... as long as you’re not dumb enough to actually try it.”

He’s just pissed he didn’t get a reality show like that Mayor of D’Lo. Maybe he’s trying to get one from the Koch Zeroes.

Don’t leave me hanging, Chad...

The part that burns my toast is the Republican assertion about the “SALT” deduction: “Red states are subsidizing Blue states, and that’s wrong”. When in actuality the Blue states are already subsidizing the Red states through reallocation of federal tax revenue. I’m cool with removing the SALT deduction if my home…

Or, they are remnants from shoes that were tied together and thrown on wires above the road. Once the knots came undone in the laces (or they rotted through)- down came the shoes.

I use the app HiYa. It’s free and works really well at blocking calls.

Came to say the same thing.

They should know better- you’re only allowed to wear paper bags over your head, not festive masks. Nobody’s supposed to be having fun in that mostly-empty arena.

My diagnosis: Paranoid schizophrenia, with elements of bat guano psychosis.