I see they were playing cover 0 defense.

“personal Pinterest board of white guilt”

“Good guy with a gun” ideas will inevitably end up with the following scenario happening way too often:

Those Tonga dudes seriously crossed the line there... the center line, that is. No surprise they won the game.

Where else do you expect New Yorkers to retire to, other than Florida?

Yeah, when I was a 10 year old baseball fan, the first thing I did was pull up the new manager’s blog and look for masturbation tips. Eskin’s next rant will likely be that players with #34 should be banned.

Wait, we’re not supposed to do ANYTHING after a tragedy, remember? Too soon, Donny... too soon.

I’d freeze up, hump the ball instead, and then get fined $4,908.47.

Every time they say his name on the news, I’m wondering if Godzilla is going to show up. Yeah, I know “It’s Tatopolous”.

Ah, I remember the good old days, when you could fly Southwest and ride in the seats that faced BACKWARDS. Takeoffs and landings were awesomely fun. Of course, you had to do the weird knee sorting thing with the people you were facing, but that was worth it.

No!

Ramos has previously defended the decision to award Whitefish the contract, claiming they were the most available company who were not requiring upfront payment for their work.

Almost as good as another image, where the evil squirrel got in a nip of his own:

That second rail is a bastard. First one- yeah, you got this. Second one- how about a tall glass of NOPE.

(Checks Eagles Schedule, notes no Miami or Cincy upcoming). Yep, he’s gonna have one helluva year. He won’t have to experience the joy of Burfict or Suh stomping on his head or throwing hand.

Waiting for Trump to claim that the whole Niger troop death thing is really because of Hillary’s stint as Secretary of State. You know it’s coming...

Betcha Zinke bought a stock interest in the company two weeks ago, but that had nothing to do with the awarded contract.

The one consistent message out of the White House is this: Everything Trump says is 100% accurate and true. Never have I ever seen an administration filled with so many YES men (and I remember the Steinbrenner years of the Yankees).