Maybe he’s under the Imperious Curse?

Suck for Luck has turned into Luck Is Suck.

Melania went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.” So she ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.

Lifelong Cubs fan for almost a half century, and our ninth inning patting and pitching decisions were the EPITOME of Cubs being Cubs. Our managers have perfected the art of doing the absolute worst thing in a clutch situation. There’s only so many times you can scream at the TV “what the hell are you doing?!?” before…

You could call that outing (two walks, 3R HR)... Lackluster.

Can we stop calling it ObamaCare? Because it’s painfully obvious that it’s now 100% TrumpCare.

Had to look this up, because amazingly, yes, Cubs would get home field advantage in this pairing. Unlikely we’ll get to game 7. Eventually opposing teams will realize that if you consistently pitch change-ups in the dirt, at least 4 of the 9 cubs starters will reliably try to nine-iron them and strike out.

The same group of people also tell Union folks that if they drop their union, they’ll be just fine and can use that extra dues cash to take a vacation. Because the employers will be sooooo generous to workers if unions go away.

I still think 80% of people who saw the Montreal Expos logo didn’t know what it said, wondering what the heck “elb” meant (or, as us teens used to say: e-l-penis).

That’s our DAD.. (Dead Arm Dusty)

So Baker the Dead Arm Maker, the dude who basically ruined a bunch of pitchers’ careers (Prior, Wood), is now is being overprotective with one of them? That’s not his M.O.

Miami fans have finally realized that Cutler

I stand corrected. I knew one of them was from 2014, but couldn’t remember which.

Okay, so which picture is from today, and which one was from three years ago? Unless he wore a suit for the anthem and Colts gear for pictures.

That photo of him in the suit wasn’t even taken today- it was from (presumably) another game, since the outfits are totally different. #Fascist.

The Bulls suck? Really... Us Bulls fans have known this for years. When a dude named Zipser is your go-to player, you’re f*cked.

Personally it looks like a gorgeous mess. It’s like they took all the pitch ideas for PR2 and slapped them in. More monsters? Check. More robots? Check. Monsters vs robots? Check. Robots vs robots? Check. Offspring of major characters? Check. Original goofballs still being similarly aged goofballs? Check. Waiting for…

Can I just say that, after the last few days, this clip of Shannon Sharpe is the only thing that’s keeping me sane?

I think I found a picture of Mike Glennon’s parents:

Sadly, what you ask is impossible. We cannot guarantee any of those things in our largest cities (and even in our smaller ones) without seriously restricting the kind of freedom we all deserve. And I’m sorry- a country where every public place is at risk for small arms fire, explosives, and nutjobs with easy access to…