When you throw a grenade into a room, you can’t pick what it blows up and what it saves. Oops.

Surprised it isn’t. Would be a great use for all that “clean coal” he is advocating for. Get yourself a fleet of 4-8-4 locomotives, and choo-choo MF.

I’m assuming the best place to do this would be on the shoulder where there’s plenty of soft dirt and gravel (not road). Plus, nobody would be suspicious of one of those limping along on the shoulder sounding funny.

“The people” he refers to are the CEOs of the major companies and banks, not the “people” people.

BUELLER!!!!

Wonder how soon before some lead-footed moron who drives “real well” in Horizon 3 rents and wrecks it.

Add an extra bolt and you get the real logo...

Counterpoint- Battlestar Galactica (1980) with bikes. Ugh.

IU- the fourth best college team in Indiana.

I bet it looked something like this...

Looks like he was fingerin’ some Buck Nuts.

This is like Ronnie Reagan’s commissioned Meese Report, when a bunch of legislators in the early 80's “forced” themselves to watch hundreds of thousands of hours of porn, for free, to “understand the problem.” Riiiiiiiggghhhhttt......

Why do teens love vaping? It turns them into their favorite childhood character.

They didn’t know how to fly. “There is an art to flying, or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. ... Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that presents the difficulties.”- D. Adams.

Or, more precisely: “We have over 13,000 locations in the US, but only 2 in your state will have free coffee today, and those two will be within 30 miles of each other”

What is that, three? Carr, Mariota, and Lockett so far. Jesus...

Easy solution - have the Satanic Church declare the day of the Inauguration a religious holiday and those who oppose the incoming PO(S)TUS can’t go for religious reasons. Doubt they’d fire someone for not violating their “firmly held religious views.”

Worse- the Columbus Blue Jackets.

Trump saw a few episodes of Baa Baa Black Sheep when he was growing up, so he’s an expert on avionics and advanced fighter technology.