Why isn’t Newt all the way up in the Don’s ass? Chris Christie is in the way.

Very nice artwork, but unrealistic- we all know Stormtroopers couldn’t shoot a single one of those aliens, much less a horde.

Wow. Former Purdue Boilermaker players sure spend an awful lot of time in bars.

You can use the leftover grease from the wings as pomade for your hair.

What a jerk.

Man needs to take those perfectly good tires and rims off and replace them with bare-bones donuts.

Philly is like that fantasy team you drafted that one time with 5 great picks in the first 5 rounds, only to learn later they all have the same bye week.

You know guys, I can come back. -Kyle.

Fly away, little Cylon ship...

For some reason when I was younger, I thought “XR4ti” stood for “Maserati”... dumb, dumb, younger me.

Evening for washing everything but hair because going to bed clean is awesome. But I do wash my hair separately in the morning because I got really frizzy hair that afroes overnight.

Peanut butter and Cheese Balls. Especially great on a sandwich. CRUNCHY.

Jets being Jets. At least it wasn’t a butt-fumble goal.

In Trump’s Amerika, the new F-35's will suddenly look suspiciously like MiG-35's.

Discount Turkish Bath- good for hair.

The problem with marijuana is that it actively competes against that plantation crop that has most of the world addicted. The tobacco industry does NOT want a crop you can grow in your garage to get in the way of their large corporate profits. This also is the reason why there’s very little research on the positive…

This is some good goddamned kinja.

And taxpayers are still on the hook for over $144 million dollars for that place. Uh... NO.

15? More like 30.

There were about 4 steps in there too... Shump is a one-man turnover band.