If Ron Rivera is going to need a new job soon, Purdue is looking for a new head coach.

In a Burfict world, all hits would be legal...

You can take Dusty out of Chicago, but you can’t take the Chicago out of Dusty.

I call bullshit. If Cubs had lost this game, and then the next, both those fanbases would flood the airwaves and internet with the worst humblebrags imaginable.

Trump economic plan:

Conspiracy theory number 34: It’s Bartman! He fled the country to Toronto!

No Deadpool? This list is bunk...

“We believe in having kids in the stands. That’s why we have cheerleaders, that’s why we have a band.”

This column did one thing very very well. It shone a light on how insufferable Cards fans are and why we all love poking fun at them (and pissing them off).

No Cards in playoffs?

Those bright orange color rush outfits are painful on the eyes. Looks like the whole lot got off work at Orange Julius and strolled onto the field. UGG-LEE.

Just test him now for ‘roids. When it comes back positive, we can stop paying attention to the man.

He said Cardinals
I said wot

I have the Logitech K800 keyboard, and I love the thing. It’s great for late-night writing sessions, and does fine for light gaming. Great part is I can attach a USB cable to the keyboard when the NiMH batteries get low, and it’ll charge them up overnight for me.

I have the Logitech K800 keyboard, and I love the thing. It’s great for late-night writing sessions, and does fine…

Someone needs to dub an old-timey kung-fu movie “haiya!” on that move by Wilcox.

Totally agree, although I would argue that Jack Brickhouse was mighty fine as well (and to me will always be the voice of the Cubs).

You forgot the likely presence of Yuengling in the coozy.

Designed for these?