Why? I love my switchblade keys. When my sister’s kids give me trouble, I take it out, look at them with a state penitentiary look, and deploy it like a knife.  They get the message.

Well what do you know, it’s the completely predictable consequences of our actions, who would have thought?

Another day, another Fraud Self Driving crash

Depends on what they, Rivian, would consider a business, you can file an Assumed Name Certificate for a handful of dollars.

Futurama always gets a star.

After all, repeat a lie often enough and people will start to believe it.

This is correct. Donald Trump only wants things that people more successful than him want. You could convince him that wind turbines are the greatest thing since sliced bread if you could convince Elmo to tell him Canada is “winning at wind.”

I mean... it’s a running, driving, low mileage car that appears to be in pretty good condition. $3500 seems like a no brainer.

Also note: a (big) rain presents the most dangerous road conditions at the beginning of the event - as oils and debris disperse across the road, before they are eventually washed away through gutters and drains. This phenomena is most evident the longer the dry spell before the rain.

At the rate that these have been depreciating, it might not be that long before they can be had for $15k. Good luck to anyone keeping one on the road however; EVs are less maintenance, but a luxury EV is still a luxury car first and foremost. 

Not a great place to crash at this time of year. Also, calling Nome and Unalakleet “cities” is a bit generous.

I think I saw the movie with Liam Neeson. It did not end well.

Totally get where you’re coming from- it’s a cool thing being done with cars. But after this last 2 weeks, it feels like anything related to Elon’s cash cow has to be reevaluated. It’s getting a little “this mr hitler seems like bad news but the people’s car he commissioned is dynamite!” Am I being overly dramatic?…

Fuck this. Nope. Tesla can fuck right off. Don’t care if this is the greatest rally car ever, don’t care if it represents a colossal jump forward, All Teslas are now poison fruit.

Yeah, they could even have their own pieces of flair to identify one another. 

Elon definitely seems like the type who would enjoy a large, enthusiastic rally.

There’s no reason for any manufacturer not to have entire fleets of small vehicles available now; from EV city runabouts to long-range hybrid petrol sippers to tiny but useful pickups/lorries. They’re basically the only thing the majority will be able to afford soon.

CRX

Renault Avantime. You’d barely even have to change it up. Slightly tweak the headlights, maybe put a few more toys in the basemodel, but it is was such a cool little car first time around that it is pretty much good to go. It was ahead of its time, that was its problem.

Another theory: All of these criminally insane ideas rattling around his Swiss cheese "brain" are caused by inhaling Sharpie fumes while being crashed out at his desk for hours on end due to the Adderall crash.