Ah yes, Gay Vampire Peter Thiel and racist shitbag Hulk Hogan.
Nah, squirrels don’t claim government handouts for losing their nut harvests. That still puts them above about 70% of the midwest.
Nothing wants to eat skunks, dammit. I cant get too critical of groundhogs though, with all the cuts to environmental agencies groundhogs might end up being the last weather forecasting tool we have left.
Nah, no changes. He drives it straight from the track to the field and attaches the plow.
Some people... If there is someone in front when you get to the lights, or intersection, then it is their call whether to speed or stop or not not yours. That idiot obviously needed to be retaught that lesson. Watch the car in front, not just the lights.
All of them. #YesAllCops
Yeah, but chances are he only had a small one and just drama’d it all up into a hospital visit instead of a couple of aspirin and a pint of coffee. Coffee is good for treating gallstones, the fluid and caffeine actually help dilute the crystallized bile and flush the ducts clear. Unless it is a stone too huge, sorry,… Read more
Not that I’d say while I was still in range.
He’s easily the second best President of my lifetime too, best goes to Carter (that man was a goddamn saint, if you ask me, and it was a crime that Americans did not support him), but that still barely moves the needle enough to make even second place that great an achievement. Lets just say that after Carter and… Read more