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skeffles
11/19/19
6:28 PM
1

Ah yes, Gay Vampire Peter Thiel and racist shitbag Hulk Hogan.

11/19/19
5:49 PM
2

Nah, squirrels don’t claim government handouts for losing their nut harvests. That still puts them above about 70% of the midwest.

11/19/19
5:38 PM
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Nothing wants to eat skunks, dammit. I cant get too critical of groundhogs though, with all the cuts to environmental agencies groundhogs might end up being the last weather forecasting tool we have left.

11/19/19
1:22 PM
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Nah, no changes. He drives it straight from the track to the field and attaches the plow.

11/19/19
12:51 PM
10

A friend of mine had their attic catch fire, the fire department found it was started by a squirrel gnawing through the wiring. They actually found the little shit, dead and scorched, with its teeth still clamped onto a wire.

11/19/19
12:44 PM
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Florida law makes it super easy to sue people for bullshit reasons, the state of Florida actively encourages people to come to it for jurisdiction shopping purposes. Yet another reason to hate Florida.

11/19/19
12:42 PM
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Doesn’t count unless he also used it, unmodded, to plow a field afterwards.

11/19/19
12:41 PM
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The squirrel population is way outta control in a lot of places anyway, fuck those furry little bastards.

11/19/19
7:01 AM
2

Some people... If there is someone in front when you get to the lights, or intersection, then it is their call whether to speed or stop or not not yours. That idiot obviously needed to be retaught that lesson. Watch the car in front, not just the lights.

11/18/19
5:43 PM
5

Yes. And while we are at it, learn to zipper merge and follow the damn speed limit too.

11/18/19
5:41 PM
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Yellow lights do not mean floor it, there is time; they mean brake because the stop is coming up. Yellow lights are just fine the way they are, it is the way people treat them that needs to change.

11/18/19
5:35 PM
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Probably already thinking of an excuse as to why he needs to fly to Russia for treatment as a cover for defecting. I honestly would not be surprised if Trump did that.

11/18/19
5:33 PM
2

Yeah, but chances are he only had a small one and just drama’d it all up into a hospital visit instead of a couple of aspirin and a pint of coffee. Coffee is good for treating gallstones, the fluid and caffeine actually help dilute the crystallized bile and flush the ducts clear. Unless it is a stone too huge, sorry, Read more

11/18/19
4:00 PM
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Based on his diet, five bucks says it is gallstones. I mean, he is also full of bile to the point it has turned his skin orange.

11/18/19
3:54 PM
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Not that I’d say while I was still in range.

11/18/19
7:24 AM
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He’s easily the second best President of my lifetime too, best goes to Carter (that man was a goddamn saint, if you ask me, and it was a crime that Americans did not support him), but that still barely moves the needle enough to make even second place that great an achievement. Lets just say that after Carter and Read more

11/17/19
6:46 PM
1

I wouldn’t say that either, especially since they all carry guns and the only time they put their beers down is to reload.
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