And I want a pony, but that ain’t happening either.

If the car is 1mph faster than your reflexes, then it is too fast for you. I’ve seen eighty year olds competent to drive a hellcat, and thirty year olds I wouldn’t trust with a Geo because it is too fast for them. It is impossible to say what is too fast, but as a general rule of thumb; For most of us I’d say that…

Violence is the last resort; and if you make sure you resort to enough of it, it can also be the first resort.

That is irrelevant to the truck, that is just Massachusetts drivers.

We live in the dumbest timeline.

Oh no. You don’t say that ill thought out policies, condemned by every reputable economist, are screwing things up in record time?

Too boring. ND.

Congrats Bradders, you’ve finally tempted me with an electric vehicle.

They were chasing a pair of Blues Musicians...

I’d prefer it to be two grand cheaper, but that ain’t the world we live in no more. NP.

Elon Musk and gay vampire Peter Thiel want it, you mean. The real VP and PoTUS, respectively. They are tech guys and they want the stuff for their tech empires.

I think it must have been about 2017/18 for me. I admit it, I was suckered by him. I believed the hype, and I was a real cheerleader for the whole self driving project. I wanted that self driving car and clean energy future that he was pretending to champion, I probably hung on later than I oughta have had just…

About a million miles a day, according to Eric Idle, and that is for free.

Always? No. In this instance? Yes.

CotD. You just won it.

Betteridge’s law of headlines is an adage that states: “Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no.”

Is that the Batmobile?

Lets bring back the Bond Bug, if we’re going through a fucking weird year then we might as well go full weird.

If only the cars cost $14,999.

Meth is a helluva drug.