Because some dumbfuck will pay it. Because we live in the dumbest timeline.

Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, did it happen or did you just dream it happened and then woke up from your desknap?

Definitely gonna push for more working from home this year. I fly a lot for my work, and I don’t want to do that anymore.

If they had, we wouldn’t be in this mess. And Trump would have been in jail already.

The next Democrat candidate better be campaigning on banning Space X and Tesla.

The Land Rover “Defender”, because right now it is only fit for the girls’ soccer team parking lot.

Ten percent discount, ninety percent risk of death. No thanks, Nazi Man.

I agree, more purple all over. More purple cars, for sure though.

Did Elon activate Order 66 ahead of schedule?

Can we make this a Federal Law, yesterday. And for all roads. If you are on the road, speed the fuck up.

Yeah, but don’t they all drive real trucks.

A clever CEO is always planning one year beyond their contract expiration. That way if things are looking up, they can take that contract extension. And if there is a looming Oh Fuck coming, they have their golden parachute already pulled, and are working on their press statement blaming the next guy for fucking up…

Mitsubishi Mirage.

Parts are easy to find, but you have to pay to ship them from Europe. The real trick is going to be finding a mechanic who is willing to work on it.

....skreeonk!

It’s because England is a) an island

I have an alibi, I swear! I want my lawyer.

This isn’t new, though. The Reagan ATC tower has reportedly had staffing issues for years.

Alas... employment.