Let’s not forget Verstappen’s antics would have likely killed Lewis Hamilton were it not for the Halo. And that Verstappen didn’t even check on Hamilton post crash. And that he received a whopping 3 place penalty for the next race.

“But Max has always cultivated the expectation that ‘I win or we crash.’”

Verstappen needs some bitchslappen.

NONE! No car! Don’t do this. I’m sick of following you, going 15 mph under the limit and drifting back and forth over the double yellow as you point out varieties of dead leaves. They’re freakin’ leaves. They do this every year. Just look out the window of your house if you need to see a yellow leaf that badly.

Signed,
O…

The Google Earth car. Stay home and look at the landscapes on your computer, stay off the road. We’re done with tourists here. 

Something with great, unobstructed visibility.

NASA’s dependence on SpaceX means many officials reportedly feel their hands are tied

Maybe, just maybe, Musk could end up falling from the window of a very tall building, like so many of Putin’s friends and allies have a weird tendency to do. This nepo-baby had a fast ride to the top, and his ride down could be even faster.

He should immediately lose his security clearance and the SpaceX offices should be swept for bugs to make sure Putin doesn’t have any other ears in the company.  Then he should be given an ultimatum: completely divest from SpaceX, or else all their government contracts will be canceled.

I fully expect that if T wins, he will turn 180 on our alliances, and go into bed with the Soviets and North Koreans, while backing out of NATO.  Gunna quite literally be a whole new (terrible, very terrible) world.

I suggest Elmo and ‘ol Pete star in a remake of Thelma and Louise, but just of that last scene. They can use their “flying car” if they want. I just want them to drive off the edge of the Grand Canyon together.  Then we can let physics take over from there.

How have people not figured out that Tesla deposits are just interest free loans for Elon. Sure, he’ll give you your principle back, years later after collecting the interest on the money he’s been sitting on. Want a Tesla product? Put your deposit in a mutual fund and wait it out.  It’s not like its going to be the…

Why don’t we skip the foreplay, fast forward 250 years and just shoot the first one in the head. I bet everyone else will sit the f*ck down and wait their turn!

Can you go to Thailand without coming back with drugs in your system?  I assume it’s in most of the food and water supply at this point.

‘bout a decade ago, I got a chance to see the Capitol Steps perform.

One of their songs was a Johnny Rivers parody called “Secret Service Man” (of “Secret Agent Man”). Since I can’t find a Youtube video of it, you’ll have to trust me when I say that the performance came complete with someone wearing a lampshade

Love the derp in Pending comments (not gonna be the one to legitimize his stupid comment by bringing it out of the grey) that thinks Trump wouldn’t be the one to use this system to prosecute women seeking abortions.

The cause of the explosion is unclear because no Boeing employee, current or former, wants to comment for fear of being unalived.

Once again, I would like to remind us all about how Singapore gained it’s independence, because it’s wild. After the British gave up their holdings in the region, Singapore became part of Malaysia. But they were so violent and racist that Malaysia was forced to kick Singapore out of the country, making Singapore…

Fire officials are urging residents to look for helicopter debris and possible human remains in their yards.

This guy wants a word with Sheriff Craig Owens Sr.