I think you won the internet for today. 

That information is actually right on the receipt, usually. 

DONT TAZE ME BRO!

I love how this reads like they’re talking about an invasive species.

I’m holding out for the fusion conversion though.

Doc Brown was the OG electric modder.

“In a firefight, hide behind the engine block.” In a Tesla, there is no engine block, leaving officers without their preferred cover, he said.

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A cop named Crook. I love it.

I would absolutely buy a ‘66 Batman Batmobile, though.

Stupid from what perspective? All hobbies are stupid financially. You could put that money away for retirement instead, but you chose to have fun. Dumbass.

From, and on behalf of Canada, yes to the kick, no to staying here.

It’s obviously for those who want to time travel back to 1989 Ontario, find Elon Musk at Queen’s University, kick him in the balls, and make him promise to stay in Canada.

OK, but again - just because you don’t see the point in owning it, or see yourself getting any enjoyment out of it, doesn’t matter. Someone clearly does get enjoyment out of it. And they hurt absolutely no one in pursuing what makes them happy.

Hi. Gen X here. This entire article is why Boomers say Millennials are dipshits.

OR - they could fly a 737 Max over the water and the parts will fall off by themselves.

Its more than just corporations. Its biblical. White Jesus warned us against the perils of inflation, which is at 2% right now. 

Won’t somebody think of the corporations?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SS_Richard_Montgomery

Wow, that bomb’s been playing the long game.