^ This.

The book is so good. 

And today half the population won’t go out for McDonalds if the temp is under 50 degrees and the car doesn’t have heated seats. 

I know this dude wasn’t an employee but what the hell is the company doing with an uncovered 8' hole.  Like the fact that you can’t leave a hole uncovered should be obvious.  There are also pretty clear OSHA regulations about it:

This could be the single whitest place in America.

Saltwater, the most corrosive substance known to cars outside Wisconsin Road Salt (tm). Know road salt is rough on cars in many states but Wisconsin rust is next level, must use something with the pH of drain cleaner.

Can we start calling them External Combustion Engines? 

What happens when you are in a collision where you are partially or fully at fault or the other driver does not have insurance?  If underwater and without gap insurance (which most drivers are too cheap to purchase), that person will be fucked.

That would be highly illegal here in Denmark. I can’t imagine this not being illegal in Germany either.

You’re confused as to the target of your rage. YOUR EMPLOYER determined the appropriate amount of days and you seem to be upset someone uses those very days.

You sound like a crappy manager who seems to think that employees are clogs just like Elon and yes you are saying I’m a badass hardass curmudgeons.

If you think people are abusing the sick days that they have legitimately earned, you’re a toxic AF manager and I’m super happy I don’t work for you.

Well, thanks for spreading your colds and flus to the rest of your co-workers. I find this idea about “I never take sick days” to be utterly ridiculous.

I wonder where ol’ (Gawker commenter) MB’sCock is shitposting these days?

That’s not so bad. My cousin told me his straight friend used avocado oil to cook dinner and the next day he woke up gay.

Apparently you haven’t faced constant exposure to the endless noise from various far-right lunatics about how seed oils are causing transgenderism, all of our heart problems, and turning our nation of manly men into soyboy cucks.

If manufacturing jobs were what they were 50+ years ago it’d be great, but paying good wages isn’t good for heavily diverting capital to the upper crust.

Or a mud puddle.

So if I am ever speeding in Irvine, the best way to lose the cops is to drive through a carwash?