Ryanair pulling out of all British airports then. Because there is no way that Brits will consent to flying anywhere without enough booze in them to pretty much kill an average Midwest town.

I think it was for the Skoda Yeti.

Four years of college fees. It was donated by my grandparents, for use getting me to school, on the strict understanding that during that period I would be at their beck and call for driving duties when not at class. Still a bargain, if you ask me. Miss you, grandpa and grandma. Always.

There is only “problem solved” or “reload”.

Money Plane? Can I finally bet on a guy fucking an alligator?

You want a van, not a car. Buy a van.

Fucking morons. A legion of attention hungry morons, that is what we’re dealing with right now.

COTD!

I feel like it being a Boeing is the explanation at this point.

And we know they only catch about ten percent of unlawful items, mostly those packed by the stupid or unwitting, or the unwittingly stupid, so you just know the professionals are getting pretty much everything they want through. It is just theater, pure theater.

There are whole legal teams who are devoted to what they call “piercing the corporate veil”, specialist attorneys, and getting funds out of bankrupt or other corporate-isolated companies. I’m confident they will prise the majority of the funds loose, whether that cash will ever go to the plaintiffs and not the…

For those indecisive types, per the ad, it could also come with all the original parts save for the wheels.

Whether you can clean the glass or not is kinda the side issue, the vape residue is the red flag that you are a vaping douchebag. Douchebag and vaper is a venn diagram that is a near circle.

Thanks for that mental image. I gotta go drink a lot of scotch now.

I was once pursued by flying balls. It was New Years Eve in the UP, the bar had just closed and... wait, come back! Don’t you want to hear how the aliens put my clothes on backwards and left me in the back of my car smelling of whiskey?

Thiel is an intelligent fascist, and he is doing what intelligent fascists do; use patsys as meatshields. Thiel isn’t mad at Musk doing this, he is happy that Musk is the one drawing all the media attention and public ire while he, Thiel, gets on with the background work of making the world a far worse and crueller…

Five bucks says that all the delivery crews in the area know it as “the rape house”.

At least they looked at the forms and did something interesting with it, or attempted to at least. An attempt was made with that, no attempt was made with house from the article.

100% they live on takeout and pizza. Also none of the delivery crews in the area want to go there, as the asshole never tips but gives them a note saying they are protesting “tipping culture” as if that makes them not a cheap bastard. Also female delivery crews flat out won’t go there in case they get grabbed.

I would laugh, but I’m too busy sobbing.