Jesus, that is depressing to look at.

I hate it when I get into a car that has vape residue all over the windows. It is a good red flag that lets me know the person I am dealing with is a massive douchebag, so that is a helpful shortcut I guess.

VP Musk is less of a problem than Gay German Vampire, Potus Peter Thiel and we should all start acknowledging that. Hulk Hogan can’t sue all of us!

The best way to prevent terror attacks is to have a well ordered society, with a narrow inequality gap, and comfortable and well adjusted populace. Everything else is an arms race between authoritarians and the disgruntled. Perhaps we could have the former, for a change, instead of the latter?

Yeah, the trick is to hop onto the internet and find a car of the same make, model, and color as yours, then copy its plate and stick it over your own. Ideally you want to find a same make, model, and color, with only one character’s worth of difference and completely replace the plate so you can claim it is obviously…

The people who want to know what is in the beast probably already know, the whole secrecy song and dance is just security theater for the proles (even calling it “the beast” is pure post 9/11 self aggrandizing all-American security theater at its finest). There is a limit to what you can do to make a car secure and…

I think we’re overlooking an option.

He also said he wasn’t sure if the customer service agent was real or AI, which he found concerning. “Where’s the empathy?

Oh there was a pole for the strippers in it, just not a chrome one.

I can’t agree with that. Scrooge would already have been walking because he begrudged paying the gas or garage money. He’s worse than a Dickensian miser. He’s more a Regency popinjay who is upset that flaunting his wealth now costs slightly more than he can either afford or get a buzz from. He’s less Dickensian and…

We could do worse, tragic as that is to say.

just don’t get busy with a blacklight or anything...

“Execute Order  66”

Reeks of “the operation was a success, but the patient died” doesn’t it.

I’ve always said you should sit in the way back. When was the last time a plane reversed into a mountain?

I’m gonna go dump a box of tea in a harbor, just to be safe.

While less is known about Livelsberger and the Vegas attack, we do know he was a Green Beret who had 18 years of Special Forces experience,

Gonna have to start taking our shoes off in the cars now.

I just love all the posts pointing out that Musk built a truck where it took two hours to decide if it exploding was because of a bomb or just because it just does that occasionally.

Florida-man is already kinda a deranged feral mutant, I don’t see how it could make them worse.