That statement said a whole lot of nothing in a lot of words.

I must have a concussion too. I’m seeing double.

Those clips were terrific. Funny how familiar faces pop up, since every director and actor (and pansexual alien pop star) in Britain come up through same fairly small circles.

“IT floats!”, I exclaimed when I got off the crapper this morning.

“The World Watched It. they Lived It”.... is that really the tagline for the 9/11 movie?

Before Kinja the comment section would already be chock full of lively discussion from people way smarter than me. Now I have to live with my own stupid thoughts...

Take ‘em down & stick ‘em in a museum, where they can be displayed with their proper historical context. The Confederacy, as well as the history of slavery in the US, should not be glorified like it is, but it also can’t be forgotten or swept under the rug. If there isn’t one already, there needs to be something akin…

I’ll wait for the update that lets me stay home and complain that my girlfriend likes another guy while some zombies hang out by the fence.

Whitmire looks like a guy who exclaims “Huzzah!” a lot.

I didn’t comment a lot on the old site, but I did do it occasionally; can someone pull me out of the greys? I can’t get my old account to link.

I would like to imagine the average cop responding as thus, “Uh, who cares? They’re taking food, not TVs.”

People had their faces covered because they rightly feared busybody assholes like Tom Llamas would dime them out to the cops!

Stop trying to make Old Spice Invisible World happen.

I don’t know about the rest of you, but when I injure myself in a stupid way, my first instinct is to go the police and accuse a huge black guy of doing it.

Trump heard it was thousands... no, millions of liberals, armed with knives, stabbing the hands of good, hard-working Americans. But the fake media won’t report on it, because they love seeing good, hard-working American hands stabbed. If I liberal tries to stab Trump’s hand, they are in for a surprise, because…

“I’m not a Nazi. I just happen to think blond-haired, blue-eyed northern Europeans of Teutonic stock are superior to all other humans. Also, Jews are literal monsters.”

“... Witt himself bought the knife at a nearby sporting good store, and he cut his hand while opening up its packaging”... Is this the first time in history that child-proof packaging actually worked? 

Another interesting aspecting of this - if you’re willing to fake a stabbing in order to make Nazis look like besieged victims, there is no way you aren’t, yourself, a Nazi. This guy basically outted himself. He majorly screwed up his life. Sad!

Mad props to Kyle MacLachlan for being able to play four characters in the same series so distinctly; and to jump right back into one of them after so long like no time had passed. We didn’t see much of the actual Dougie, but his delivery of the line “That’s weird” remains one of my favorite bits in the early season.

You couldn’t have asked for a better return for Cooper. Back and ready to get down to business, while still doling out wisdom and kindness. Sure, i wouldn’t have minded if he came back a few episodes earlier, but any complaints I had melted away in that scene.