All you have to do is give them your routing number to help them funnel their riches out of Canada and you'll be a millionaire!

Maybe he's just mad because people are always calling him Maurice

Smithers, Garbo is coming!

House Harkonnen doesn't stand a chance!

I'm looking forward to a "Fishing with John"-style series where Gendry just takes people out on his rowboat

Exactly 24?

I was personally a little disappointed with the thuddingly obvious symbolism of the stamp literally killing Ray but beyond that it was a propulsive, well-crafted episode that was exactly what this season needed to shake up the stagnancy. Ray's death didn't quite stun me in the way Nikki's beating last week did but it…

"Thank you Mr. Jackpots!" That dirt-strewn old lady was both a perfect Lynchian grotesque and a far better demonstration of his quirky humanism than brain damaged Andy and Lucy

It kind of seems like if David Lynch had been self aware about the absurdity and general doofiness of James and cranked that up to the logical extreme. I REALLY enjoyed that scene.

Initially I was pretty cynical about this whole prospect but given the first four episodes and Lynch's continued evolution I think this will end up being far superior to the original series. In episode 3 the imagery of Coop's exit from the Black Lodge manages to capitalize upon and even improve on the nightmare…

I'm not the only one who noticed Jacques Renault as the bartender at the end right?

Let's not encourage this. Trump's campaign was a campy hoot for a while and now we live in some kind of thunderdome

I think that's more of a black/white dichotomy than I meant to put across. Of course they still would have faced consequences, it just kind of seems telling that in situations like this it's career-ending. A comparison can be made between this and the Swans case in particular, both coming from similar scenes and…

So this is basically the Faculty? I'm okay with that

I mean I think all these consequences are merited but I think we as a culture should examine why we only tend to take sexual assault seriously when the perpetrator is queer or a person of color. Look at how you have cases like this or Nate Parker and how society reacts vs something like Michael Gira, Casey Affleck or…

This sounds like a book of tweets. Is this just a book of tweets?

I was pretty tired when I wrote that but I definitely stand by the idea that the plot mostly exists in service of the imagery. That's not an awful thing in and of itself but it's clearly a movie that thinks it has a lot to say which makes the pretty vacuous mentality frustrating

F CCK

The top boy names are both members of Oasis so that bodes even worse than this arrested adolescence Star Wars shit

I see you've played lawie-spoonie before