I’d just let the world end.  A god that demands human sacrifice is not worth appeasing.

He’s not wrong, and this sounds like excellent date night viewing for Valentine’s Day!

“And I’m sure her.”  And that, ladies, gentleman, and everyone else, is what comedy is for.  

100% mayo is great for subbing butter. BUT do NOT use miracle whip, good looorrrd you will destroy your pan.

Frostbitten phallus is humanizing? I’ve never been anywhere close to that!

Frosted Todger is my new Brit-Punk cover band.

It’s that and also to show how it was hard for him to do something as simple as make a doctors appointment because of press intrusion.  It’s a funny story and you need some funny stories in a memoir.

To answer your question: “I didn’t know how to handle it. I didn’t know how to come up with something funny to say. My public persona muscle wasn’t strong yet.”

I thought this was going to be about Letterman being a dick, but I stead 8ts just a celebrity"s bruised ego. 

Really had my hopes up for that new adaptation of The Stand, but that shit the bed pretty hard and pretty early; nothing at all to do with the casting, but the story structure, the abandoned main characters, and the woeful misinterpretation of the Vegas society did it in for me. Also the weird decision to deify the US…

it’s hard not to imagine the Dark Tower brand might just be permanently tainted at this point, especially because any sufficiently expansive version of the books would, by necessity, also have to be pretty damn expensive.

Dear Mr. President of Comics,

This season is so little rooted in anything of the Tolkien I’ve read that I don’t think rereading anything will make a big difference in your enjoyment of the show.

Well, you’ll certainly have the time? Be forewarned that this isn’t a show that rewards your having done the reading, though.

Well, they’ve already blown past it, but there’s a version in the Silmarillion you could work with if you wanted to, where Sauron’s sufficiently regretful after the War of Wrath to ask forgiveness of the gods, but not enough to face punishment. So he stays in Middle-Earth and ostensibly means well, but the Elves never…

It’ll be amazing if the wizard spends the next season or two saying a bunch more Gandalf lines, but then turns out to be Saruman.

Disseminating hyperbolic stories about people passing out during horror movies or posting “doctors” by the auditorium for distressed audiences is an age-old hype technique. And judging by the ages and tweet history of some of these “fans…” this is just another iteration of the same thing.

That Sauron scene was from the very first episode of the show. There’s very little new footage in this trailer.

Joe Camel

Hey, I did the same thing once (shaved half my beard off)! It was actually work-related for my... job as a software engineer. (Yes, really.)